Lunch time at work, one is supposed to eat in peace. But becomes tough when people start discussing their problems and issues with me.
Yesterday a guy was cribbing about tax concessions for women. Well its his money, so if he wants to crib, his choice. But he was cribbing to me, so it was my choice to give him advise:D
And so I said, If you think being a female has more advantages, get yourself castrated, then undergo hormone therapy and become a female and get tax concessions or just remain an eunuch say, its worse for them and get more tax benefits than the females.
Needless to say, he didnt find it funny and thought I was being insensitive to the third sex. And (thankfully) walked away. And I thought, aaah peace atlast.
But then minutes later a female was saying to me, she wanted to find out who her true male friends were. She wanted a friend not due to her looks, but for her mind.
Yeah you guessed it, since the concept was fresh in my mind, I told her, tell them you are an eunuch and say you are the marvel of surgery and hormone therapy. I thought it was not a bad idea, but she thought I was being horrible and insensitive.
Yes, now the guys and girls both hate me, at work. And I dont have to worry about anyone disturbing me at lunchtime.
All are busy gossiping on my sex and sexual preferences and which feature of mine, could be the result of surgery etc.
But life sure would be better if people didnt stare too much:)