Leo in your Life

Scratched your head, pulled your hair and screamed to the heaven, Oh God why did you put this $%#$@^ Leo in my life!!? Well hear is your answer.

1.Leo Employees
You would want to hire someone who would Work Hard, yet would be Happy to be paid Less.
Your search stops with the Leo Employee. Forget the salary, give a fancy designation, preferably President of ____. Mention frequently how much you appreciate the employee, how valuable the person is to the organisation and watch the magic!

2.Leo Boss
Ask for advise and guidance. APPRECIATE the advise and guidance, and the Practical Demonstration of your job, you would have your Boss doing your job too. And what more do you want?

3.Leo Spouse
Appreciate,Admire,Appreciate. Even if it comes to cleaning the toilet, do it and to start with, you will have the cleanest toilet in town.
If the food is burnt, appreciate your spouse for eating burnt food and you will have her/him eating out of your hand.
If you disagree, appreciate your spouse for giving you the freedom to call him/her names.
You can do whatever you want, just learn to appreciate forever.
And dont forget Leos can be generous. Just hint that royalty and generousity go together. (No need to hint Leos are like royalty, they would be aware of it). But just be careful, while it will be wonderful if they showered their generousity on you, you would be bankrupt if everyone around your spouse, starts with the hints.

4.Leo Child
Yes its tough when your child thinks it knows more than you. But just appreciate its maturity and request the Leo darling to be more responsible. Leo hates letting others down.

5.Leo Blogger
No comments in your blog? Want an ego boost through the number of hits and comments.
Comment on a Leo Blogger's Blog. No need to agree, appreciating the other point of view would do..
And appreciate the Leo, when the Leo comments and mention how encouraging it is for you.
Just mention it everytime, one time appreciation is never enough for Leos. And you dont have to look hard for a Leo blogger. They may not believe in zodiacs, and astrology, but a Leo will never fail to admit he/she is an Leo. After all a group of Lions are called pride, and in being Leos, Leos take pride.

So go ahead, Thank God for putting a Leo in your life. And if you dont have one, go get a Leo in your life. But errr stick to one, its not easy taming the lions.

PS : Non - Leos, as always, while commenting,please remember Leo has a capital L.

The Leo Quiz

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Leos think

When non-Leos think
Thank you God,
Leos think
God have others, thanked you, for creating Leos

When non-Leos think
I deserve my Boss' post
Leos think
I ought to be the Boss of my Boss

When non-Leos think
I am right because __
Leos think
I am right because I can never be wrong

When non-Leos think
This person is flattering me, its probably for the wrong reasons
Leos think
This person is telling the truth, though perhaps unaware its the truth

When non-Leos think
I like attention
Leos think
I deserve attention

When non-Leos think
There are 12 zodiacs
Leos think
There are mainly two, Leos and non-Leos

When non-Leos think
Leos are lazy
Leos think
Royalty Rules, Doesn't Do

When non-Leos think
Sex change surgery! The things that can be changed..
Leos think
Ha ! There is no surgery to make a non-Leo, Leo

When non-Leos think
Leos are Bossy in relationships
Leos think
Its so tough to be superior and pretend to be an equal

When non-Leos think
This post is a waste of time
Leos think
Nothing about Leos are waste of time

When non-Leos think
The author of this post must be a non-Leo to criticise Leo
Leos think
Only a Leo can appreciate another Leo

When non-Leos think
World would be better if there were no Leos
Leos think
If there were no Leos there would be no world

PS : While writing your comments, make sure the Leo is spelled with a capital L. Leos don't care what how you spell the world.

Leos

Well there are 12 zodiac signs whats the big deal about Leos. Well there are many animals , why is the Lion the King of jungle?

The pride and joy of being a Leo
Well there is a satisfaction in associating yourself with a sign like Leo. You want to throw up your head high in the air and say aaaaaaaaah I was born to rule. I can't imagine a Libran being able to say that. Sure you have balanced views etc, but what can be more exhilirating than power ?
Leos are probably creative (or like me like to think they are creative) and ambitious (well if you are associated with power what else will you be?) And proud. Well why not.

But I am sure there is one thing that puzzles Leos. Why there are other Leos. After all, why so many rulers? Leo bonding? Well hmmm tough to say. They will support a fellow Leo, but cant imagine them being comfortable for long with each other. And Leos of the opposite sex, together? Ha just watch the sparks. Of course other than agreeing on what fabulous people Leos are, I can't imagine two Leos agreeing on anything else.

Leos love being dramatic and being in control. If they were fast bowlers they would aim mainly to get the batsman bowled. Not some lbw or a slip catch and to rely on the umpire and the fielders.

What Leos wear. Its easy to spot a Leo besides their emotional characteristics. Leos feel its their duty to dress dramatically. Not differently please. They wont be eccentric, but just dramatic. If Leo has to wear just a bit of black they will make sure every bit they wear is black. In weddings they will be most dressed person or just plain and say they dont believe in dressing up. Dont worry about spotting Leos, Leos think its their duty to make it easy for others to spot them.

And its tough being a Leo. They need people (to appreciate and cherish them). But other Leos won't do that to them all the time, and if in company of superiors(?) or equals (?) its tough and barely tolerable and though they love appreciation, hate the weak and meek too. And I suppose other zodiacs will say its tougher for them to deal with Leos.

So some tips on dealing with Leos
Leo Spouse
Leos like to have the final word. Leos are like fast bowlers. And as Gavaskar said let the fast bowlers dominate for the first one hour and then you can dominate them for the day. So its ok if you give in to them. The Leo will always believe that if you give in, it is because of their power of arguement and that for some unknown reason they are always wise and right. Let them have the final say, the lion becomes a content cat. But go on arguing only at your own peril.(unless you are also another Leo). Don't forget to ask their opinion frequently and if you disagree with their taste, compliment them on their fantastic taste and mention that everyone thinks the Leo spouse has a fantastic taste, and just when they swell up in pride, mention, you since you are a non-Leo, you don't have the confidence to carry it
of, or not comfortable with the choice etc. They will tend to agree. After all they are magnanimous, aren't they. And if its a Leo male remember his birthday, if its a female remember the day you met, the day you got engaged, the day she first spoke to you etc. Or better instead of good morning greet her everyday with "Happy Returns of the Day".She won't be offended even if she cant think of a reason for this greeting. For that matter Leo males will be equally impressed with this strategy. And irrespective of what the Leos buy for themselves, they will always approve/buy better stuff for their spouse, never foget the generousity card.(provided the spouse follows the rules and Appreciates). Unfortunately the generousity card can be misused by others with a hardluck sob story, so hold on tightly to the purse strings by Appreciating Leos for trusting you to make the decisions)

Leo Employees
Leos like being the boss. Even if they are not the boss, they will think they are the real boss and will soon become the boss. So if you are boss to Leos, well, watch out they will aim to be Your boss while other signs might just aim for your position. And HR dept should love them especially those in low salary paying companies. Salary is not everything. Give a fancy title, tell them they are the world, the company needs them and dont forget to give them the Employee of the Year award every year.And you will have a loyal lion until another HR reads this blog and uses this technique to snatch your Leo.

Leo Boss
Well its a repetition. But still for those employees who have been getting on the wrong side of their boss, dont forget to compliment them. Hmmm dont think a Leo cant distingush between compliments and flattery. But generally though they have a good memory they can be forgiving and the tempers do cool down after a while. And really I dont know what anyone can say against a Leo Boss. They are just doing what they were born to do.

Leo Colleagues
Well its a combination of above and if you want them to do something just tell them you dont know how to do it and pretend to not understand instructions if they tell you. Ha! How Leos love showing off that they alone can do certain things.

Leo Child
Parenting Leo children can be tough. Appeal to the sense of responsibility and just be careful . When they grow a bit older they will start behaving like your parents. And it you have more than one Leo child, I will pray for your family peace.

Leo Parents
If both your parents are Leo, unless you are a Leo, hostel would better. (Unless you find a Leo hostel warden there).And if one of your parent is Leo, just hmmm butter up to that parent and you will get everything you want and more.

If you notice, I will never mention how Leos should deal with others. Simply because, they don't believe in dealing with other signs, just leading them :)

Leos are courageous too, but I can't imagine a Leo fighting a war if there were no medals.

Above all Leos love a laugh, though not always at themselves : )

Disclaimer : All of the above statements regarding Leos are fictional and any resemblance to Leos (and that this blogger happens to be a Leo) is purely coincidental. But if other bloggers agree with it, I will say Thanks :) and will think Of course I knew. I am always right.

PS : If you want to post comments on Leos please don't forget that its Leo with a capital L. Leos notice these things

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Tempting Top Jobs

Tempting Top Jobs
Tempting Top Jobs
A Poll among zodiacs on which is the most Tempting Top Job
President. Sorry reserved for Leos by their own popular demand
Vice President. Huh someone notices them?
Prime Minister Might get things done, but not an easy task to get even a small task done.
Coalition leaders . The real core power centre? And can do a la Amma and support different party during different election. Hmmm Geminis?
Leader of Opposition : Just criticise, hmmm criticise some more and try to make the government fall on their own ? Hmmm Scorpions
Forget PM content to be CM .Naidu style. (Never mind now an ex CM)
Super PM. (Aka Gandhi family or RSS nominee/ head ) Again another power center ? But will have to constantly deny being a power centre (Except Balasaheb) Hmmm no ways Leos, whats the point if we can't even brag.
Speaker Sorry doesnt mean you should speak but decide who should speak etc Hmmm cant say tempting trying to regulate some...
Supreme Court Justice, Librans is this tempting or being a retired Supreme Court Judge, heading a commission more tempting ? Cabinet Secretary etc : Executive is important too.
Army Chief (Not the technical head like the President. or a literal head like in Pakistan)
Other Topjobs which will be tempting can be mentioned.
PS : Please note everyone likes million dollars and this poll is about Perceived Power of a Post not money making posts and careers.
Poll Status
President : Reserved for Leos. Applications :from 4 Leos. Nominations received : Leo (Libran Busybee, should be reserved for the Leos, lazy and not too brilliant, as the prez does not really have to use his brains. ) Dont have to use brains doesnt mean one doesnt have brains bee :)
Vice President : Forgotten
Prime Minister : Libra (An application from Libran busybee reason All brains and adminstrative abilities, & diplomatic also, so can handle a coalition better. Librans are just the folks who could insult diplomatically) .Nominations received : None.
Coalition Leader : Application : None, Nominations : None
Super PM : Applications : None Nominations : None
Speaker : Applications : None Nominations : Aries or Gemini (from Libran Busybee because they have just the ability to tackle others verbally. Few could match these on a verbal duel.) Though in Parliament its not just verbal duel, chairs and mikes do fly sometimes.
Home Minister : Applications : None Nominations : Taurus (by Libran Busybee for reasons unknown)
Finance Minister : Applications : None . Nominations : Cancer (Cancer since perceived by busybee to be good at making and hoarding money) Hmmm Opinion polls attract service taxes, if a Cancer becomes FM will even blog polls attract service tax?
Defense Minister : Applications : None . Nominations : Scorpio (by Libran busybee Superb tacticians and fearless)
Supreme Court Justice : Applications : Libra (Busybee no reasons submitted) Nominations None. Controlling Judiciary and Executive. The perfect balance?
Cabinet Secretary : Application : None, Nominations : None
Army Chief : Application : None, Nominations : None

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Leo Bloggers

Regarding the suprising number of Leos on O3. Well if you have a caption which says Opinionated, Original and Outrageous where else would you expect the Leos to blog?
Leo Bloggers who postWell they like to think their posts are brilliant to say the least and expect their blog to featured on the blog page. Even if they write 10 posts on a particular day, they will expect all the 10 blogs to be featured and won't be happy or satisfied even if 9 blogs are featured.(Even if only 9 blogs are featured. And they are the author of all the 9, they will still believe O3 commited a blunder by not providing additional space for their 10th gem) They will expect it to appear on the indiatimes main page even if it means the editor has to forget about a scoop on Bush.(Bush doesn't count unless they write about him). And if their blog doesn't appear on the O3 list, they will write to TOI head and enquire if their employee has gone blind, or complain about favouritism or lack of standards, a conspiracy theory, ask if they can fill the vacancy etc. As I said they are creative, and in this too they will be creative. Other bloggers might get discouraged if their blog doesn't get featured. Not the Leo Bloggers, they will sulk and post a message saying they will quit. And if others reassure them on their worth, they will come back doubly charged with enthusiasm and will never give up blogging.
They post only for the world to agree, not disagree. Even if some might be stupid enough to disagree, they will post long explanations . And if the poor soul who criticised doesn't post a message saying I agree, they will pester that poor soul in other blogs and taunt them into either not posting comments anywhere or a “ yes I agree“ .
They keep copies or atleast a mental track of every blogger who has appreciated them and visit the blogger's blog to appreciate them even if they dont understand what the blogger is talking about. Don't forget they can be generous.
But if the blogger doesnt agree with them in the next blog, well, Shakespeare was wrong, hell has no fury like a Leo blogger scorned.
Some Leo bloggers do keep a printout of their blogs and pass it to their friends family etc. They also expect them to post a comment saying what a brilliant piece , I truly agree etc. If you are a non-Leo friend of a Leo blogger and dont know what to write in comments, ask the Leo blogger. They will understand you can be tonguetied and will help you out on the compliments.After all they receive compliments all the time, don't they. (If they dont deserve, its because of some conspiracy by the other 11 zodiacs).
Found a blog which seems to be constantly updated. Its bound to be a Leo blogger who has added a comma. And who also expects other bloggers to Notice that comma and Appreciate that comma.
Leo bloggers who commentWell they put in equal efforts while posting comments.
And they expect other bloggers to read and appreciate their comments not the post.
The best way to deal with them is to appreciate them for giving valuable insights. Then they will try to return the favour and be milder. Disagree with them, and you will find a comment longer than your post.
Already mentioned regarding their love for last word. If you want to increase your hits or want to have an impressive number of comments, just keep disagreeing with a Leo blogger.They will never ever give up, even if you stop replying to them and the entire blog world stops reading your blog, they will keep checking it to find out if you have finally agreed with them. And what better way to let your post last for eternity?
There can never be a Leo blogger who simply reads and doesn't comment. Understanding the post is not a prerequisite for posting their comments. Even if they have to fill 50 forms to register to post a single letter comment, they will do it. Its important for them, to let the others know they exist and that A Leo Blogger has honoured them by visiting their blog.
Never ever interupt a Leo blogger who is either posting a post or even a comment. Or complain about the telephone/internet bill. Even if you happen to be the Leo blogger's boss. (hmmm pseudo boss unless the boss is also a Leo). Leo bloggers believe that they are doing a service to the world by telling them what is right and wise . And believe that the blog world will collapse without them. And when you ask them to do something else, you are committing a crime against humanity.
Leo Bloggers will definitely check for reactions to their posts and comments more frequently than their emails or for that matter anything else.Non Leo Psychologists please dont start about compulsive behaviour disorder. Its done not because Leos are insecure, seek reassurance etc, but just because they value the contribution they make to the society and are conscious about their duty.
When one Leo blogger clashes with another Leo blogger, unless you are another Leo blogger, just keep away. Lions might fight amongst themselves but they dont approve of jackals who laugh at them either. And if there is anything worse than one Leo blogger attacking you, its more than one Leo blogger attacking you.
And if you want mercy from a Leo blogger do mention you are one of them. They do have a soft corner for other Leos, but just make sure they never know the truth, they can truly forgive anything except another zodiac pretending to be a Leo.
And if you have trouble with a Leo blogger, redirect them to this blog.(Don't tell me you dont can't identify them yet and there can never be a Leo blogger who fails to mention their zodiac even if they believe astrology is mumbo-jumbo). They will forget you for a while and spend their time, mentioning about the Leos or atleast reading this blog.
The 3 Os Leos definitely areLove to read/write abt selves even in blogsLimelight Leos love to hogThus lots of Leos on O3 blogs.
“Disclaimer : All of the above statements regarding Leos are fictional and any resemblance to Leos (and that this blogger happens to be a Leo) is purely coincidental. But if other bloggers agree with it, I will say “Thanks :) ” and will think “ Of course I knew. I am always right.“ And escape while you can, before I ask you about the points you agree and disagree.
PS : If you want to post comments on Leos please don't forget that its Leo with a capital L. Leos notice these things. This doesnt apply to Leos of course :)