1. Even iPhone couldn't live up to expectations. Stop having unrealistic expectations. And Jobs didn't resign, did he?
2. Even Obama has Teaching Moments. And don't forget we are a developing nation.
3. China got envious and decided to sabotage the structures by doing an underground nuclear test.
4. The new rupee symbol created a currency confusion. Don't worry every new and old rupee will accounted and tracked after a committee looks into it.
5. The structure seems unsafe, hey thats a cultural reflection of our karma philosophy, Ask Julia. And for your information, she is so inspired by us, she has agreed to the sequel "Cheat, Smirk and Pray".
6. Naxals are firing, Kashmir is burning, North East is burning, Inflation is burning a bigger hole and you want to talk about CWG and few crores? How petty and unpatriotic can you get?
7. We knew you would criticise, thats why we spent 2 crores on getting goras to say they enjoyed CWG.
8. We were advised by the police to not make it a success, since success attracts security concerns.
9. We will answer all your queries, but would you first like to savour samosas from Switzerland, just one lakh a piece.
10. Our hands were tied, we couldn't rename it KommenWealth Games and make it a success.