Muse : Never Never Never
Self : Muse, dont be a prude, sex is not such a taboo
Muse : But this is NOT about sex though it may be a sexual act.
Self : Then whats the problem?
Muse : Are you really that dumb?
Self : Sure I realise that its not dinner conversation and if we ever write about it, I wouldnt be passing the link to my friends and family. It could be embarassing..
Muse : Aaah so you see my point. Then why do you want to embarass not just you and me but also the bloggers
Self : For the simple reason that its not blogged about. And well, when oral sex is medium HIV risk, and when this is not harmful and when it can be more satisfying than intercourse, perhaps instead of promoting just abstinence, if..
Muse : Stoooopppppppppp. If you dont I will quit.
Aaarrrrrrgh I think it would be easier being Salman's PRO then being your Muse
Nov 8, 2005
Template Tales and Pic Pick
Its just so tempting, to change the template (in blogger)
I dont know if its just me, but I get bored to post in the same template.
And not just the templates, I pay attention to stuff like fonts too!
For those who think it probably reflects my personality, well it doesnt.
I can be comfortable with uncombed hair for a fortnight (Well after that others will get tooo uncomfortable with me:D)
But I cant blog for a fortnight in a template that I dislike..
Think I spend atleast 10-15% of my blog time on Templates..
Most sites like o3,sify,spaces,360 etc dont allow selfcoding, Well that just means change the template and try a new look..
After spending days, the last time I changed the template in blogger and rediff, decided, that it should be my last.
Well the only permanent feature in life is change
And the only permanent feature of my template I wish would be change..err customised change
Talk about judging a book by its cover, Do other bloggers care about templates and fonts? Sigh:( Am I too obsessed???
Well atleast let me change the profile pic today..
Mirror Mirror on the wall, which is the Best Blog Profile Pic amongst all? And reflects my personality to all?
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Nov 7, 2005
Blame Game
You have a problem but dont want to deal with it.
Yet the stupid people around you want you to deal with it and talk about it.
Heres a quick Blame Game Guide. (Since you already know the God, Stars, Weather & Pak/ISI ones havent included them)
1.Blame the opposite sex. (That ensures a support from your sex atleast. If they dont support you, call them Gay)
2.Blame the media (Everyone loves to hate the media. Dont do it if you are part of the media).
3.Blame the government (If your favourite party is in power, blame the opposition)
4.Blame the listener's enemies. (whatever the topic, always works)
5.Blame the transport system (Eg, I am addicted to porn coze the trains are slow and I dont get time for the real thing)
6.Blame the Boss (works outside office, dont be dumb enough to trust your colleagues)
7.Blame bureaucracy (Eg: I would contribute to Disaster relief but the bureaucrats wont disburse them properly)
8.Blame your parents (works with friends not with family. Eg If my parents were millionaires..)
9.Blame your religious beliefs (Works with almost everything, but depends on the other person's religious beliefs.)
10. Blame Bin Laden, that makes you a patriotic World Citizen and gives you License to Kill.
Well all the best with the Blame Game,
from cheating on spouse to being overweight,
from being addicted to porn to being addicted to shopping
from always being late to committing murders
This List should work.
If it doesnt, Dont blame me or this blog.
Whats blogging without blaming Saurav Ganguly?
We would have won the match but there was a Saurav supporter with his pic and the team got distracted
I am late because I was praying for saurav's return/non-return
I didnt file my tax returns since I was busy blogging about saurav :D
More Hmmm
Yet the stupid people around you want you to deal with it and talk about it.
Heres a quick Blame Game Guide. (Since you already know the God, Stars, Weather & Pak/ISI ones havent included them)
1.Blame the opposite sex. (That ensures a support from your sex atleast. If they dont support you, call them Gay)
2.Blame the media (Everyone loves to hate the media. Dont do it if you are part of the media).
3.Blame the government (If your favourite party is in power, blame the opposition)
4.Blame the listener's enemies. (whatever the topic, always works)
5.Blame the transport system (Eg, I am addicted to porn coze the trains are slow and I dont get time for the real thing)
6.Blame the Boss (works outside office, dont be dumb enough to trust your colleagues)
7.Blame bureaucracy (Eg: I would contribute to Disaster relief but the bureaucrats wont disburse them properly)
8.Blame your parents (works with friends not with family. Eg If my parents were millionaires..)
9.Blame your religious beliefs (Works with almost everything, but depends on the other person's religious beliefs.)
10. Blame Bin Laden, that makes you a patriotic World Citizen and gives you License to Kill.
Well all the best with the Blame Game,
from cheating on spouse to being overweight,
from being addicted to porn to being addicted to shopping
from always being late to committing murders
This List should work.
If it doesnt, Dont blame me or this blog.
Whats blogging without blaming Saurav Ganguly?
We would have won the match but there was a Saurav supporter with his pic and the team got distracted
I am late because I was praying for saurav's return/non-return
I didnt file my tax returns since I was busy blogging about saurav :D
More Hmmm
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