For those who think he is just a regional superstar, well he has fans not just in Japan. A Superstar is not a Planetary Thing.
He is the only celebrity who doesn't mind being photographed without Makeup, in the Entire Universe! How many times has Ash, his Robot co star and former Miss World , come out without make up? (Thanks $#23ror3fero from Neptune for pointing it out). So without wasting more time, lets start with the Legend of Rajni.
ASTRONOMY (SUPERR STARRR)
- In the Real #Hitchhiker'sguide2galaxy Earth is known as the cave where Rajnikanth meditates #LegendsofRajni
- 743825 telescopes across the universe are tracking Rajnikanth Live #LegendsofRajni
- #Stephen Hawking has changed his statement to Rajnikanth created & sustains Universe #LegendofRajni
- #StephenHawking discovered today, the universe revolves around Rajnikanth #LegendsofRajni
- You may run to the end of Universe to hide from Him, but He would have strolled there b4 you #LegendsofRajni
- Stars are flashbulbs of aliens clicking pics of #Rajnikanth #LegendsofRajni
- Aliens landed on earth yesterday.Visited Universal Idol #Rajnikanth & went back screaming He really Exists. #LegendofRajni
- Eclipses are caused by #Rajnikanth's shadows #LegendsofRajni
- #Rajnikanth fights evil in 89283027346 planets, simultaneously #LegendsofRajni
- Rajnikanth's birthday is celebrated as a festival in 830239201 planets #LegendsofRajni
- Rajnikanth's birthday is a holiday in 74356454 planets
ELEMENTS
- When Rajnikanth stares at the sun, it hides behind the clouds & it rains (Yipee! it was RT by PritishNandy)
- Rajnikanth stared at the lightning, Lightning Blinked & Closed its Eyes #LegendsofRajni
CHILDHOOD DAYS
- Is it a bird,Is it a Plane? Oh its Bal Rajnikanth skydiving again! #LegendsofRajni
- #BalRajnikanth thought Volcanoes were just hot fountains #LegendsofRajni
SUPERPOWERS
- Rajni never gets credit card calls.A marketeer swears Rajni's hand appeared thru phone & tweaked his ear #LegendofRajni
- Rajnikanth can see through You even if you are on the other side of the Earth #LegendsofRajni
- #Rajnikanth can find a needle in an ocean
- When Rajnikanth wants diamonds, his hand scoops stones from volcanoes & cuts them with his stares #LegendsofRajni
- His statue at Tussads spins zooms & flies #LegendofRajni
- Once Rajnikanth reached upto the sky to save a crashing plane while retrieving a sinking ship with other hand #LegendsofRajnI
- #Rajnikanth can make #NarasimhaRao laugh. #LegendsofRajni
- #Osama cannot be found because #Rajnikanth kicked him out of Earth #LegendsofRajni
- #LegendsofRajni can never be publishd on Earth. All the Trees on Earth can't produce enough paper for even 1 Chapter
- #ThegreatRajnidiet Breakfast Bullets & Grenades shake, Lunch Knives which have crunch. Dinner Spears & Arrows. #LegendsofRajni
- He can converse in 543194 languages while sleeping (Can't tweet the languages he can speak while awake due to Twitlimit #LegendsofRajni
- While shooting for a song in Switzerland, he held up an avalanche with his little finger #LegendsofRajni
HOLLYWOOD
- James #Bond may have license to kill #Rajnikanth has license to Thrill #LegendsofRajni
- Hollywood has not made #LegendsofRajni movie coze it can't find technology to showcase his Powers
- Indian version of #Expendables stars Rajnkanth with 10 other Rajnikanths #LegendsofRajni
- #Superman, #Batman & #Spiderman complained, How can we do all this! What are we #Rajnikanth! #LegendofRajni
ISHTYLE
- #Rajnikanth styles Giorgio #Armani #LegendsofRajni
- Beauty queens ape him when it comes to hair tossing
SPORTS
- If #Rajnikanth kicks a football once, the ball spins around the stadium & becomes a goal, 200 times over #LegendsofRajni
- When #Rajnikanth is made a goalkeeper he kicks 839475 goals #LegendsofRajni
- #106yearoldvirgin vowed she will mate someone like #Rajnikanth only #LegendsofRajni
- For his honeymoon, Rajnikanth took his wife for a stroll on Jupiter's moon #LegendsofRajnI
- #SalmanKhanisShirtless coze if he meets #Rajnikanth he can get #Rajni's autograph near his heart #LegendsofRajni
- Harry Potter is actually the story of younger Rajnikanth #LegendsofRajnI
- Rajnikanth is not on Twitter. Who needs followers when you have infinite worshipers #LegendsofRajni
SILLY TOPICS TRENDING ON TWITTER
- #mychemicalromance is the story of Japanese Robots pining for #Shankar 's #Robot #LegendofRajni
- #1billionrajnikanthers can easily defeat #5millionbeliiebers #LegendsofRajni
- #biggestliethatworked Rajnikanth is merely a superstar #LegendsofRajni
- Beyonce is not celebrating her bday. Rajnikanth forgot to wish her. #LegendsofRajni #happybdaybeyonce
MY FAVOURITE
Eyes lights candles, Smiles melts hearts, Wth Finger Flicks Evil Fought. WhoisHe,she thght.Thats #LegendofRajni Sweetheart
