tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post114115454615116161..comments2023-10-25T20:46:55.457+05:30Comments on K I C K: Single and Still Completewise donkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-76474943072178785962010-05-29T19:05:25.011+05:302010-05-29T19:05:25.011+05:30shreyans had forgotten the post! read it again, an...shreyans had forgotten the post! read it again, and enjoyed it:)wise donkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-69306862767351716542010-05-29T18:44:26.711+05:302010-05-29T18:44:26.711+05:30Liked the post... I see no harm in staying single ...Liked the post... I see no harm in staying single either!Shreyans Mehtahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05535797024904167285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141525537462378922006-03-05T07:55:00.000+05:302006-03-05T07:55:00.000+05:30annon:)ramses yeah!! :)annon:)<BR/>ramses yeah!! :)wise donkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141442972946155882006-03-04T08:59:00.000+05:302006-03-04T08:59:00.000+05:30i'd prefer singledom too:)..and now got all the re...i'd prefer singledom too:)..and now got all the reasons rt here:)Ramseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09524137306778281625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141312978191980432006-03-02T20:52:00.000+05:302006-03-02T20:52:00.000+05:30Marriage: Part 1Typical macho man married typical ...Marriage: Part 1<BR/><BR/>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:<BR/><BR/>"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and <BR/>I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on <BR/>table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"<BR/><BR/>His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand <BR/>that there will be sex here at 7 o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."<BR/><BR/> (DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!)<BR/> <BR/>******************************<BR/>Marriage: Part II<BR/><BR/>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th <BR/>wedding anniversary!<BR/><BR/>The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone <BR/>that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever"<BR/><BR/>"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone <BR/>that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"<BR/><BR/>(HE ASKED FOR IT!)<BR/><BR/>******************************<BR/>Marriage: Part III<BR/><BR/>Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.<BR/><BR/>Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed <BR/>either," and storms out of the house.<BR/><BR/>After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make <BR/>amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"<BR/><BR/>She says, "I was in bed."<BR/><BR/>"In bed this early, doing what?"<BR/><BR/>"Getting a second opinion!"<BR/><BR/>(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Marriage: Part IV<BR/><BR/>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He <BR/>is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of <BR/>Six" in spite of her objections.<BR/><BR/>One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.<BR/><BR/>He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, 'Mother of <BR/>Six’?”<BR/><BR/>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."<BR/><BR/>(RIGHT ON, LADY!)<BR/><BR/>******************************<BR/><BR/>Marriage: Part V<BR/><BR/>The Silent Treatment<BR/><BR/>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were <BR/>giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m." He left it where he knew she would find it.<BR/><BR/>The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 8 a.m. and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5 a.m. Wake up."<BR/><BR/>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.<BR/><BR/>**************************************<BR/>God may have created man before woman, but there is always a <BR/>rough draft before the masterpiece.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141307449720882452006-03-02T19:20:00.000+05:302006-03-02T19:20:00.000+05:30Maximus well i cant always come up with good point...Maximus well i cant always come up with good points:D<BR/>but yes the point is, do what you want, its your life. who cares if it doesnt have a good reason, as long as it doesnt hurt others, and as long as you want it, that should be enough to make the decision.<BR/>its pointless to do something just for the sake of doing it and to "appear normal".<BR/><BR/>well monotony is better than bruises of a bad relationship, especially a bad relationship which you took on not for you own sake.<BR/>if we dont have our heart in it, it might not work and its tougher to bear the consequences..<BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/>skj said... <BR/>skj will check tommorrow :)<BR/><BR/> <BR/>TripleX said... <BR/>TripleX Belated Birthday Wish:) <BR/>on o3 :D<BR/>on weirdos who are single, well atleast they dont impose themselves on others thru a relationship:Dwise donkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141305238623918492006-03-02T18:43:00.000+05:302006-03-02T18:43:00.000+05:30HI BOSS: Below is the link for a protest meet for ...HI BOSS: <BR/><BR/>Below is the link for a protest meet for 03 bloggers in Delhi. Please advise asap. <BR/><BR/>http://o3.indiatimes.com/skjdesk/archive/2006/02/28/507717.aspx <BR/><BR/>cheers..skjAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141209946542512452006-03-01T16:15:00.000+05:302006-03-01T16:15:00.000+05:30pradeep:)Triplex Hi :) Birthdays coming up:)Well i...pradeep:)<BR/><BR/>Triplex Hi :) Birthdays coming up:)<BR/>Well i am still in chennai and i keep postponin my trip perhaps i will return in april 2nd week :)<BR/><BR/>yeah i agree its a case of grass is greener. i am not saying that all should stay single, just those who want to stay single are not weirdos:Dwise donkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141206055234800832006-03-01T15:10:00.000+05:302006-03-01T15:10:00.000+05:30Nice blog with good information on articles.Thank ...Nice blog with good information on articles.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for providing relevant information. I’ll keep visiting it for updated information.<BR/><BR/>Keep it upAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9779736.post-1141183773845688272006-03-01T08:59:00.000+05:302006-03-01T08:59:00.000+05:30maximus...just thoughts..posted on impulse..well i...maximus...just thoughts..posted on impulse..<BR/>well if you want to break the monotony and get married.<BR/>what if marriage life after 3-5 years becomes monotonous..<BR/><BR/>in the earlier days there was no illusion of control and freedomwise donkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084116949920234832noreply@blogger.com